2 - Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

3 - Law of Cat Magnetism: All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

4 - Law of Cat Thermodynamics: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

5 - Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

6 - Law of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

7 - Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

8 - Law of Cat Acceleration: A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

9 - Law of Dinner Table Attendance: Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

10 - Law of Rug Configuration: No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

11 - Law of Obedience Resistance: A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

12 - First Law of Energy Conservation: Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

13 - Second Law of Energy Conservation: Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

14 - Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

15 - Law of Electric Blanket Attraction: Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

16 - Law of Random Comfort Seeking: A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

17 - Law of Bag / Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

18 - Law of Cat Embarrassment: A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

19 - Law of Milk Consumption: A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

20 - Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

21 - Law of Cat Landing: A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

22 - Law of Fluid Displacement: A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

23 - Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

24 - Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

25 - Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

26 - Law of cat reading: Cats pretend to be really short sided and evince the need to read a newspaper by lying on it while you are attempting to read it.

27 - Law of cat antipathy: any cat will immediately sense a person who doesn't like cats and go and sit on their lap.

28 - Law of cat confinement: a cat will always have its kittens in the warmest possible place, usually in your bed while you are sleeping.

29 - Law of Sleeping: A cat sleeps every day for 24 hours minus the time it takes to wheedle food out of you and eat it ..