Alex Salmond meets the Queen

In 2014, the Queen is in Glasgow at the Commonwealth Games and she bumps into Alex Salmond.

HMtQ:  "How nice to see you Mr Salmond."

AS:  "Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?"

HMtQ:  "No, we don’t like that."

AS:  "Empire, and I'll be Emperor?"

HMtQ: "No, we don't do empires any longer."

AS:  "Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?"

HMtQ:  "No, Mr Salmond; I suggest we just call it a Country."