A stockman from North Queensland attends a social function where Prime Minister Julia is speechifying. Clearly the stockman was not paying much attention, yackking with those closest and even quite far away. Julia endeavoured to attract his interest with slower single syllable words. As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The stockman says, "Yer havin' some problem with them circle flies?" But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, ma'am," the stockman replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their Prime Minister a horse's ass." "Hard to fool them flies, though." |