Gordon Brown & The Accident

Gordon Brown was out jogging one morning along the Thames Embankment near Canary Wharf in London when he tripped, fell down a bank and landed in the water below. Before the Security detail guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.

He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World in Paris.'

Gordon said. 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Prime Minister's airplane.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new set of Manchester United football kit.'

Gordon, 'I'll get them for you, and even have Alex Ferguson sign them!'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'

Gordon was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!'