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My census form has been returned.
In answer to the question: ”Do you have any dependants” I put “Asylum seekers, Gypos, Smackheads, most of Liverpool, the cast of Jeremy Kyle, the Tipton Taliban, Northern Rock, RBS, the BBC, the Scottish NHS, my useless MP, the EU and half of Eastern Europe”.
Apparently, it wasn’t the right answer!!!
In answer to the question: ”Do you have any dependants” I put “Asylum seekers, Gypos, Smackheads, most of Liverpool, the cast of Jeremy Kyle, the Tipton Taliban, Northern Rock, RBS, the BBC, the Scottish NHS, my useless MP, the EU and half of Eastern Europe”.
Apparently, it wasn’t the right answer!!!