Crafty Fred

Four married blokes went fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

Tom: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Dick: 'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Harry: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth bloke had not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fred: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?'

............................................................... and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'