Dementia Test

DEMENTIA QUIZ

OKAY, ONE LAST CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY
EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.

NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY
A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?

RETURN

IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE - HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...

DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK?
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!

DEMENTIA QUIZ

Are you already going senile? Here is a test to find out ......

FIRST QUESTION

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?

IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND
YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, THEN YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

Did you answer "first"? Oh dear ....

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?

DEMENTIA QUIZ

You can only get better ......

SECOND QUESTION

INTHE SAME RACE, YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON; WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?

DID YOU ANSWER "SECOND TO LAST"?

Oh dear .... pls explain how you can overtake
the last person ... draw a diagram if it helps ......

Try the next one ...

DEMENTIA QUIZ

THIRD QUESTION - maths, but DON'T PANIC - DO IN YOUR HEAD ONLY!

TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30. ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100 ...

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

DEMENTIA QUIZ

LAST QUESTION - there is still hope for a less than total failure

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???
2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

DID YOU GET NUNU?

Oh dear - go back and read the question again! If you are still challenged, answer THIS question. WHOSE father had five daughters?