Who said Romance is Dead?

Image may contain: text that says "A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!" The husband typically non- romantic, replied: " am on the toilet. Please advise.""