The Pinch

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson become increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed up tight against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said:"That will teach you to pinch!"

Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he stammered:

"... I didn't pinch that girl!"

"Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly - 'I did."