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There was an explosion at the Nissan factory yesterday. For some time it was raining Datsun cogs.
Where can you weigh a whale? At a whaleweigh station of course!
How many ears did Davy Crockett have? - Three: a left ear, a right ear and a wild frontier ......
In the Olympic arena an official approaches an athlete and asks him: "Are you a pole vaulter?"
The answer comes: "No, I'm a Czech, and how did you know my name was Walter?"