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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. | ||
2 |
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? | ||
3 |
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. | ||
4 |
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. | ||
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. | ||
6 |
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. | ||
7 |
When chemists die, they barium. | ||
8 |
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. | ||
9 |
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. | ||
10 |
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. | ||
11 |
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. | ||
12 |
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic; it's syncing now. | ||
13 |
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo. | ||
14 |
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. | ||
15 |
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. | ||
16 |
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. | ||
17 |
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. | ||
18 |
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. | ||
19 |
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! | ||
20 |
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. | ||
21 |
Broken pencils are pointless. | ||
22 |
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. | ||
23 |
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. | ||
24 |
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. | ||
25 |
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. | ||
26 |
Velcro - what a rip off! | ||
27 |
Dont worry about old age; it doesn't last. | ||
28 |
A mysterious dustbin was found this morning outside N° 10 Downing Street. The police are looking into it. | ||
29 |
What did Neanderthals called giant beasts playing hide and seek? A Doyouthinkhesawus. | ||
| 30 | I used to play children's games, but then I lost my marbles. | ||
