TWO DAYS AGO : The Met Police were looking for a man wearing high heels, miniskirt and low cut blouse, but the search was delayed when an inspector said that they have to wear their uniforms.

YESTERDAY: Now the police are looking for a man with one eye, but members of the public have been asking why they don't use both eyes ...
STOP PRESS! now they are looking for a man with one leg.

 

TODAY: A mysterious, smelly suitcase was dumped outside a police station this morning; the police are looking into it.


LAST WEEK: A large and mysterious hole suddenly appeared in the wall of the nudist colony; the police are looking into it.