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| Actor: metamorphosing being Actress: metamorphosing being Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill Bag boy: agricultural product organizer Bald: follicularly challenged Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation Cafeteria: dining facility Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist Cat: quadruped non-human associate Cheating: cooperative assignment Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer Dead: metabolically challenged Demand: propose strongly Derision: nontraditional praise Dirty Old Man: horny Dumb: cerebrally challenged Evil: niceness deprived Exercise: body enhancement through exertion Failure: non-traditional success Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance Garbage collector: sanitation engineer Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician Girl: pre-woman Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions Handicapped: physically challenged Heroine: hera Homeless person: residentially flexible individual Ignorant: factually unencumbered Incorrect: alternative answer Individualism: uncooperative spirit Information: overly structured trivia Insane: reality challenged Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military) Lazy: motivationally dispossessed Lost: locationally disadvantaged Man: oppressor |
Manhole: maintenance portal Misunderstand: personalized interpretation Mugging: unforeseen funding of underclass Murderer: termination specialist Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally-gifted individual Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit Off: energy efficient Old: chronologically gifted Perfume: discretionary fragrance Pissed off: satisfaction deprived Political: amorally gifted Poor: economically marginalized Prisoner: client of the correctional system Prostitute: body entrepreneur Redneck: rustically inclined Rich: economically maximized Secretary: stationery engineer Sex: cooperative physical fitness Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged Sleepy: under-alert Smart: cerebrally gifted Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor Teaching: personality repression Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns Tired: rest-challenged Uglier: over under-attractive Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted Ugly: under-attractive Unemployed: non-waged Unsure: conceptual conflict Waiter: waitron Waitress: waitron White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority Woman: w/o man; womyn Zipper: interlocking slide fasteners |