1 |
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. |
2 |
I didn't say it was your fault, just that I was blaming you. |
3 |
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. |
4 |
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. |
5 |
You're never too old to learn something stupid. |
6 |
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify ..... " I answered: "a doctor." |
7 |
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. |
8 |
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
9 |
The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list of three things. |
10 |
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. |
11 |
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. |
12 |
War does not determine who is right, only who is left. (Bertrand Russell) |
13 |
We never really grow up - we only learn how to act in public. |
14 |
Where there's a will, I want to be in it. |
15 |
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. |
16 |
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. |
17 |
Planes do not crash very often - only once in fact. |
18 |
|
19 |
|
20 |
|