Little Tony came home proudly clutching an expensive toy motor car.
'Where did you get that?' queried his mom.
'I got it from Pony for doing him a favor,' said Tony putting the car away.
'What was the favor?'
'I was hitting him on the head,' Tony replied, 'and he asked me to stop.'

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Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.
"I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now Daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!"
His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, Sweetie?"
The little guy smiled at her, "I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. When she came to Little Tony, who who was working with great concentration for once, she asked what the drawing was.
"I'm drawing God," replied Little Tony.
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing, LT replied, "They will in a minute."

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The teacher asked little Tony if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?" "Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
"A jack," says the kid.