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Freddie gets home from his first day at school and his mum asks him, “What did they teach you today?”
“They taught us how to write,” says Freddie.
“Oooh,” says mum. “That’s very clever. So what did you write?”
“I don’t know,” says Freddie. “They haven’t taught us to read yet.”
The teacher asks, “If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left?”
“I don’t know,” says Lucy.
“Why not?” asks the teacher.
“Our last maths teacher taught us in apples and oranges,” says Lucy.
A teacher goes round the class getting to know her new pupils on the first day of school. She asks Ava, “What does your daddy do?”
“Whatever mummy tells him,” says Avao.
