The Women in the Cave

Two  Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All  of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small  cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and  listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo!  Wooooo! Woooooo!

He  then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was  puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.

'Was  the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our  custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler: 'Wooooo!  Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means  there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they  came upon another cave. The  second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo!  Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately,  there was the answer. 'Wooooo!  Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and  ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods  alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As  he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,  'Hoo,  man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians  found. There  must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in  front of the opening and hollered with all his might: 'Wooooo!  Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call,  'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With  a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing  off his clothes as he ran.

The  following day, the headline of the local newspaper  read ............... scroll down ....

NAKED  IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY  TRAIN