DOCTORS' SLANG

• CTD - Circling the Drain (a patient expected to die soon)
• GLM - Good looking Mum
• GPO - Good for Parts Only
• TEETH - Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
• UBI - Unexplained Beer Injury
• TTFO - Told to Fuck Off
• NFN - Normal for Norfolk
• GROLIES - Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic Skirt
• FLK - Funny Looking Kid
• DIGGING FOR WORMS - Varicose vein surgery
• DEPARTURE LOUNGE - Geriatric ward
• FREUD SQUAD - Psychiatrists
• GLL - Great Looking Legs
• CLL - Complete Low Life
• FOS - Full Of S***
• GOK - God Only Knows
• HOUSE RED - Blood
• JLD - Just Like Dad
• OAP - Over-Anxious Parent
• PDE - Patient Denies Everything
• PFO - Patient Fell Over
• PGT - Patient Got Thumped
• SIG - Stroppy Ignorant Girl
• TBP - Total Bloody Pain
• WAW - What A Wally

It would be quite a good competition to make some more up. Here are my offerings ....

• BONB - better off not born
• WLN - won't last the night
• SHGTS - should have gone to Specssavers
• PAI - probably alien infection
• OOWW - Oops - op went wrong
• TMGIO - too much gas in operation
• MHA-HTT - may have Alzheimer's - hard to tell
• WLASI - Who left a scalpel inside?
• BD - brain disengaged
• JC - judgementally challenged
• CC - cerebrally challenged
• BAWL - brain absent without leave
• TIR - talks in riddles
• HFF - hope fading fast
• DWAMOTO - don't waste any medicine on this one