| The Office Christmas Party |
Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director |
Diamant Toys Ltd. Tel : 972-8-8566101 ext. 101 |
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I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!
We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes.
But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
The B*tch from H*ll!!!