The Football Coach

A blonde girl got a job as a teacher of physical education to a group of teenage boys.

One day, during games, she noticed a boy standing alone at one end of a field while all the other kids were running around at the other end having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him.

"You OK, luv?" she said.

"Yes, Miss" he replied.

"You can go and play with the other kids if you want," she said.

"It's best I stay here, Miss." he replied.

"Why?" she asked.

 The boy replied, "Because I'm the f*****g goalkeeper!"