At B & Q

"Hi Mum, How are you?"

"Hello Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your dad at B&Q"

"Yes we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"?

"Oh, I punched this coloured woman in the face."

"What on earth did you do that for?"?

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."