The Extra Woof .....

My dog can talk but not type - they don't make the right keyboards! Last week he came to me when I was writing mails and asked me to send one to his girlfriend. I said, "OK - what shall I write?"

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof," he dictated.

So I typed in the words, and then he read it.

"You've got one 'woof' too few," he said.

"Does it really matter?" I answered.

"Of course it does," he replied. "Without that extra 'woof' it doesn't make sense ....."