Modern Technology ....

Travelling along the motorway and needing to use the toilet, I stopped at a service area and headed to the toilet.

Suddenly, I heard a voice from the next cubicle:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the toilet, but taken aback I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!" And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!" ??

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I thought I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I say:

"No...I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other cubicle who keeps answering all my questions ...."