At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious
The doctor examines him and asks him, 'What the hell did you do to your
'The patient replies, 'You know that I am a bouncer at a local night club?
Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise
in my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was
lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building
and he was dressing himself.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor says, 'My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?
The 2nd patient replies, 'You know I have been unemployed for a while now
Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my
alarm and was running late.
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
The 3rd patient arrives, he looks even worse than then the other two
The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, 'What the hell happened to you?'
'Well I was sitting in a fridge ............