Exam Howlers

At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, 'What the hell did you do to your back? 'The patient replies, 'You know that I am a bouncer at a local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom.

On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, 'My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?

The 2nd patient replies, 'You know I have been unemployed for a while now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.

The 3rd patient arrives, he looks even worse than then the other two patients did.

The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, 'What the hell happened to you?'

'Well I was sitting in a fridge ............