One afternoon Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman were out for a little stroll around town. As they walked, they saw a sign in a club window: “Beauty contest - The most beautiful woman in the world."
"I’m entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she came out smiling and Superman asked: “Well, how'd ya do?"
"I won First Place of course!” said Snow White.

They continued walking and they saw another sign: "Strongest man in the world contest.”
“I'm entering" said Superman.

After half an hour, he returned and Pinocchio asked him:"How did you make out?"
"I won first place, too." answered Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"

They continued walking eventually they saw  a third sign: "Contest - Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Of course Pinocchio entered the contest. After half an hour he returned with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Kier Starmer?" Pinocchio wailed.