| Language Problems |  |
Three Italian nuns arrive at the pearly gates and are warmly welcomed by St. Peter. He smiles and says: “Since you’ve devoted your lives to God, you may return to Earth and live as anyone you choose.”
The first nun thinks for a moment and says: “I’d like to be Mother Teresa.”
St. Peter nods: “No problem.”
The second nun says: “I’d love to be Princess Diana.”
St. Peter replies: “Absolutely.”
Then the third nun chimes in: “I want to be Sarah Pippilini.”
St. Peter blinks. “I’m sorry, sister… who?”
She proudly holds up a newspaper and points to a headline.
St. Peter reads it - and bursts out laughing! “Oh no, sister,” he chuckles. “You misread that. It doesn’t say Sarah Pippilini - it says ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days’!”