Husband down

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Asda. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans," he replies.

"Put them back; we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a ’20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

"Itfs my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband replies, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price!"

WHACK ......