Be careful what you ask for


I went to see the doc as I was having severe headaches. He examined me and
did some tests, then he said:

"I'm afraid you've got severe brain damage."

"OMG," I blurted out. "How can you be sure? I think I need a second opinion."

"Fair enough," he answered. "You're also old, fat, smelly, stupid and
boring. Will that do?"