The Dustman   A dustman knocks on a front door in Dorking, Surrey and after some delay a visiting Japanese opens up: Dustman: "Where's yer bin, mate?" Jap: "I bin on toiret." Dustman: "No, where's yer DUSTbin? Jap: "I toah you, I duss bin on toiret." Dustman: "Nah, mate - you've got it all wrong. Where's yer WHEELY-bin?" Jap: "Ok, OK, I give up - I weally bin having a wank ...." PS This has been passed by our internal censorship board as not "racist", just funny ... (or not depending on your sense of humour)