Product Warnings for Morons

Zantac 75:

Sleeping Pills:

Christmas Lights:


Bic Lighter:

Komatsu Floodlight:


Earplugs:


Mattress:

Matches:

Pepper Spray:

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor:


Rain Gauge:

RCA Television Remote Control:

Pine Mountain Fire Logs:

Hair Dryer:

Road Sign:

Camera:

Road Sign:

Church Parking Lot Sign:

Children's Superman Costume:

Silk Soy Milk:

Air Conditioner:

Rowenta Iron:

Slush Puppy Cup:

American Airlines Peanuts:

Swanson Frozen TV Dinners:

Hershey's Almond Bar:

Heinz Ketchup:

Odor Eaters:

Wetsuit

Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Warning: May cause Drowsiness.

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Ignite lighter away from face.

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.

Do not attempt to swallow.

Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Suitable for outdoor use.

Not Dishwasher Safe.

Caution: Risk of fire.

Do not use while sleeping.

Caution water on road during rain.

This camera will only work when film is inside.

Cemetery Road. Dead End

Thou shalt not park

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Shake well and buy often

Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

This ice may be cold.

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

This product must be cooked before eating.

Warning: May contain traces of nuts.

Instructions: Put on food.

Do not eat.

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