Insurance Claim Statements

The accident was due to the other man narrowly missing me."

"The lorry driver halted and worked for the corporation."

"I collided with a stationary tramcar coming in the other direction."

"The occupants were stalking deer on the hillside."

"I left my Austin Seven outside, and when I came out later, to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve."

"To avoid a collision I ran into the other car."

"There were plenty of lookers-on, but no witnesses."

"The water from my radiator accidently froze at twelve midnight."

"The accident was due to an invisible lorry narrowly missing me."

"I was scraping my nearside on the bank when the accident occurred."

"After the accident a working gentleman offered to be a witness in my favour."

"I collided with a stationary tree."

"There was no damage to the car as the gate post will testify."

"The accident was due to the road bending."

"The witness gave his occupation as a gentleman but it would be more correct in calling him a garage proprietor."

"The other man altered his mind and I had to run over him."

"I told the other idiot what he was and went on."

"One wheel went into the ditch. My foot jumped from the accellerator pedal, leapt across the lane to the other side and jammed in the trunk of a tree."

"I remember nothing after passing the Crown Hotel until I came to and saw P.C. Brown."

"A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted."

"A bull was standing near-by and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car."

"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, it would not have happened."

"She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we collided."

"I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings."

"I ran into the shop window and sustained injuries to my wife."

"I misjudged a lady crossing the street."

"I heard a horn blow and was violently struck in the back - a lady was evidently trying to pass me.

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got."

"Three women were talking to each other, and when one stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident."

"I can give no details of the accident as I was somewhat concussed at the time."

"Wilful damage was done to the upholstery by rats."

"A pedestrian hit me and went underneath my car."

"I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen."

"I thought the garage had only four posts, but my car bumped into a fifth."

"I was overhauling the car when it was stolen."

"A lamp-post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places."

"The car in front of me stopped suddenly and I crashed gently into his luggage grid."

"I left my car unattended for a minute and whether by accident or design it ran away."

"The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intentions."

"I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital much regretting the circumstances."

"I thought the side window was down but it was up as I found out when I put my head through it."

"I consider neither vehicle to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one."

"I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault and had been knocked over before."

"I looked for the sign but the more I looked the more I couldn't find it."

"By the way, I believe if I had lost my head the accident could have been worse."

"I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries."

"The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention."

"A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face."

"The bloke was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"In attempting to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing my to have an accident."

"As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I told the police I was not injured but upon removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"The pedestrian had no idea in which direction to run, so I ran over him."

I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the bonnet of my car."

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

I was thrown from my car as it left the road and was later found in a ditch by some stray boys."

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end."

Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early."

The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel."

"I sprained my wrist while putting sugar on the strawberries."

"I am a little hard of hearing so you can understand why I didn't see the cyclist."

"I admit I went through the intersection without looking to see if anyone was crossing, but I had gone through the same intersection less than an hour before and no one was there."

"I am planning to lend my car to someone who doesn't know how to drive, but beforehand can you please confirm that you'll pay for the damage he is likely to cause?"

"You are telling me that according to the civil code I am responsible for my children's action. If that's true, the people who wrote that must not have, like me, nine children to watch over."

"In place of the intersection they built a roundabout with priority for those coming from the left. Now I didn't expect that change and I lost control of my car."

"While going forward I smashed the rear light of the car in front of me. So I backed up, and in doing so smashed the bumper of the car behind me. That's when I stepped out of the car, but in doing so I knocked down a bicyclist with my door. That's all I have to declare for today."

"I rammed into a parked car and made sure not to tell the owner that I was responsible. I hope you are satisfied with me and will award me additional bonus points on my insurance."

"I smashed into a glass door during an 'open house' at the company."

"I had a work-related accident while dozing off under an apple tree."

"You know my cab has been turned into a hearse and now I only transport dead people. So since my passengers are not at risk, do you think it's reasonable to make me pay an additional insurance bonus in case they are involved in an accident?"

"The accident happened while I was changing girls."

"While pushing back a dog on a leash, its owner bit me."

"I read in my contract that you wouldn't reimburse me any repairs on my car for damage caused by my driving drunk. I am willing to pay you what it takes to get rid of that clause."

"You informed me that there is no such thing as theft between spouses. You obviously don't know my wife."

"I am stunned that you refuse to pay for this accident on grounds that I wasn't wearing my glasses. I swear the accident wasn't my fault. I simply didn't see the bicyclist when I ran him over."

"The cyclist kept zigzagging, going right and then left before I could pin him down."

"Since her accident, my wife is even worse than before. I hope you will take that into account."

"They determined that I had a 2.10 blood alcohol level and plan to convict me. You'll admit that considering the six to eight litres of blood in our bodies, that wasn't much."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my hand through it."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before."

"I was on my way to the doctor's with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident."

"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."

"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path, when it struck my front end."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished."

"When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."