Said in Court


Modern Management

The Importance
of Walking

Dorothy Parker


Surrealist Science

Complaints to
Travel Agents

Why did the Chicken
cross the Road?

Another Chicken ....

Housing Department

Product Warnings 1

Product Warnings 2

Things you didn't know

I wish I'd said that!

Hospital Reports


Doctors' slang

Holiday Complaints

Secrets of Zen

Family Fortunes

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On Alcohol

Famous Predictions

ATC Communications

Enquiries about Australia

How fights start

How fights start II

Political Oxymorons

The Duke of Edinburgh

Smart-Arsed Answers

Tech Support

My Wife

My Wife ... AGAIN!

Insurance Excuses

How to give
a cat a pill

Modern Maths Tests

Quotes from Footballers

Notes to the Milkman

Five Jokes

New Year's Eve


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Humphrey Lyttleton

Peter Kay

Proud to be British

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They Walk Among Us

They Walk Among Us 2

They Walk Among us 3

They Walk Among Us 4

Understanding Engineers


One-liners II

One-liners III

Plane Mechanics

Problems with Names

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Non PC

Tommy Cooper

Dangerous Affairs

Who said rubgy
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In-flight Announcements

Kids in Church

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The immortal
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The Two Ronnies

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Modern Philosophers

50 best-ever one-liners

The Laws of Nature