OFAH - priceless quotes ....

Denzil: "That's Derek Trotter in there, not bloody Einstein!"

Trigger: "Del knows what he's talking about. And I don't see what the Beatle's manager has got to do with it anyway. "

Del & Rodney reflect after just after receiving 6.2 million pounds for the Harrison Watch.

Del: "How much exactly did it go for?"

Rodney: "Six point two million. Just over three million each."

Del: "Well we've had worse days ain't we?"

Albert: "During the..."
Del: "If you say during the war, I'll pour this cup of tea over your head!"
Albert: "I wasn't going to say during the war!"
Del: "Alright then."
Albert: "Bloody little know all!"
Del: "Sorry"
Albert:"That's alright. During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany ... "

Del and Trigger are trying to get into the council tip.Del: "It's closed!"
Trigger: (Checks watch) "Well, it's a bit late, innit?."
Del: "What d'you mean 'a bit late?' You said it was open twenty four hours a day."
Trigger: "Yeah, but not at night! "

Three Men, A Woman And A Baby (1991)

Del, Trigger and Mike are in The Nag's Head trying to convince Rodney that there are people worse off.

Del:" Never give up on people, Rodney. I know that most of the time they don't seem to understand. But when you're in trouble and you cry out for help, some will always be there. Trigger's cousin Cyril's a perfect example. He owed 500 quid on his mortgage."

Trigger:" They were gonna be thrown out on the street the following day. He was very worried about it."

Mike:" So what happened Trig?"

Trigger:" He drove out to Beachy Head. Parked about five foot from the edge of the cliff."

Albert:" What, he was gonna drive off it?"

Trigger:" Yeah! He just sat there for a couple of hours, his head resting on the steering wheel. People tried to talk to him out of it but he was too depressed to listen."

Del:" But then, and this is the what I mean about people, Rodney, they had a whip-round and got him his 500 quid."

Rodney:" No! Who held the whip-round?"

Del:" All the passengers on the bus."

In the Nag's Head Del Boy, Rodney and Unc are trying to communicate with a foreign girl in trouble. After several attempts with his French, Del Boy has an idea:

'Ere - Unc - you know a bit of German from the war, dontcha?"

"Yuh - I picked up a bit here and there ....."

"Come on then; get over here ... find out what the problem is!"

Lots of build-up - drama, positioning, then Unc comes out with:

"Vot ist your Name?"

Despite what Raquel and Mike think Boycie's not impressed by the local talent at The Nag's Head.

Raquel: "You should have more respect."

Mike: "Those women went through the war for us."

Boycie: "Yeah, you can still see the bomb damage on some of 'em."

Raquel reveals that she won't be joining the acting tour and shares a touching moment with Del before revealing another bombshell.

Raquel: "The tour doesn't start for another three months."

Del: "Oh well, gives you you plenty of time to meet more of them intelligent, sensitive actor people don't it?"

Raquel: "Derek, will you get it into your thick skull: I'm not trying to meet intelligent and sensitive people; I'm happy with you! "

Rodney is pondering his life and future:

Rodney: "Look at me Del. I'm 23, no equalfications, no future. All I am is a lookout."

Del: "No Rodney - you're not just a lookout - you're a BAD lookout."

Rodney: "Sorry Del - I didn't realize it was a police car."

Del: "You mean you didn't notice when a large tube of Signal drew up alongside you?"

Rodney: "The thing is, the last two weeks I've been thinking about things; who I am, where I am, where I'm going ......"

Del: "Is that what this is all about? I could have told you all that during the commercials."