"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon: born 1928
"A recession is when your neighbour loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours."
"It's dog-eat-dog in this business, and I'm at the bottom of the food chain."
"Management - an activity or art where those who have not yet succeeded and those who have proved unsuccessful are led by those who have not yet failed."
"Under capitalism Man exploits Man. Under socialism it's just the opposite."
"A successful manager is one who believes in sharing the credit with the person who did the work."
"The Managing Director is the only one who can take a day off without hindering production."
"An economist is an expert who tells you tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
"Money doesn't go as far as it used to, but at least it goes faster."
"I don't know how we're going to manage without you, but we're going to try."
"A fool and his money are easily parted."