Curtains

A blond guy goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. He tells the clerk...'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'

'The clerk assures him that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
She shows him several patterns but the guy seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally he selects a lovely pink floral print.The clerk then asks what size curtains he needs.

The customer promptly replies...'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk...

'That sounds very small...What room are they for?'

The customer says... 'They aren't for a room...They are for my new computer monitor.

'The surprised clerk replies...'But Sir, computers do not need curtains!'

The guy says...'Hellllooooooooo...I've got Windoooooows...