The Violinist & the Lion

A violinist was standing in the jungle playing so beautifully that one by one all the animals came out of the jungle and sat down to listen to him, until a lion came out of the trees, went up to the violinist and ate him with one huge gulp.


"Why did you do that?" asked a tiger. "He was playing such beautiful music."


The lion cupped his hand to his ear and said: "What?"